How normal people wake up:
How I wake up:
When someone you’ve never had a conversation with asks you for a piece of gum
if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now
Probably still on the internet
but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
How close my mom thinks I am with kids at school…
In reality
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
